Stop buying neurotoxins

Attention human and non-human friends: Please do not wear toxic perfumes and colognes and after sprays and shaves. They all suck. The smell of them is an insult to my olfactory glands. If you're going to wear anything wear essensual oils or roll around in shit. I'd rather smell goat shit than some of the neurotoxins approved by the fda and sold in stores. Dryer sheets also suck, for your clothes and the environment. Wake up and research shit before you buy it. Could save a life and a nervous system.

Bathroom sprays and plug-ins are also terrible. Matches suck too. I'd rather just smell your poo. Yeah I said it. 

When a match is struck, the first thing to burn is the head. The head of a match contains a chemical cocktail that includes a lot of sulfur. In the initial burst of combustion there is a lot of sulfur dioxide. Sulfur dioxide is an extremely pungent substance, to which the smell receptors are extremely sensitive. But it also has a very efficient numbing effect on the sense of smell. You can smell a minute amount of sulfur dioxide, but when you have done so, you will not smell anything else for a while (say bye bye to the smell of sweet lavender wafting about) 

Sulfur dioxide irritates the skin and mucous membranes of the eyes, nose, throat, and lungs. High concentrations of SO2 can cause inflammation and irritation of the respiratory system, particularly during heavy physical activity.

Stop lighting matches to merely mask the smell of your poo - it's hurting you.